Sex on the beach sounds so warm and romantic, right? It is so popular that they even named a drink. Anyway, it’s still a popular motif in the film and book, lying on the sand under the stars while the waves behind you and your special friend as you engage in coitus salty.
A Swimming Pool
For those too lazy to reach the beach or too afraid of an incident with jellyfish and taint, there is the semi-sensation of sex in a pool. What’s hotter than dipping your bare skin drenched in water with chlorine and urine, while a pool noodle bobs obscene along with your ungainly and difficult to maintain humping?
Women you see every day at work suddenly dressed in fabric swatches and will eagerly shaking their guns as epileptics shoot-fighting Pokemon in a strobe shop. Who are you to complain? All these gyration and exercise can sometimes lead to unseemly dance desires and risky to venture among us to taste forbidden nightclub get nookie.
For unknown reasons, some people are down with the idea of sex in the backseat of a taxi. Maybe it’s the feeling of that sleek faux leather upholstery that have touched so many other donkeys, perhaps it is the smell of fake pine and meats or maybe it’s the thrill of an unshaven man who stinks of fake pine and meats watching you in the rearview mirror.
On A Boat
If you are pumped full of dramamine and do not mind the smell of brine and seaweed, then maybe sex at sea is the kind of fantasy that is something for you. After all, what’s hotter than the cold, seagulls and the ability to drown en masse?